The usual steps to owning a Jenkins are these:

1. See one online or in public
2. Dismiss it as being too small
    or not worth your time or too expensive
3. The dreams start
4. You wake up in the middle of the night often,
    thinking of those sweet little gems
5. You decide that you must have one to stop the madness,
     you start searching and find that they are somewhat hard to come by
6. You suddenly see a de-stash or a website update
    on the Jenkins website and you swoop in and grab one.
7. for the next week, you don't eat or sleep
    while waiting for it to arrive
8. It arrives and you love it, housework, children, spouses,
    and all other responsibilities go to the way side
9. You decide you need another one
10. Return to step 3 and repeat 3-10... infinitely